LITERALLY MY FAVORITEThis is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina
you need an award right now
The mollusk walks up, well. not walks up, SWIMS up and says, well.. he doesn’t talk.. Alright, lemme start over.
My fella sketched out this SGC comic, when I asked him what made him sad he said ‘space’
if you think embarrassing shy people on purpose is funny please do yourself a favor and shove a truck up your ass